Green Team Wins GMG7 Bowl

Well, the GoMeanGreen.com Bowl #7 is in the books and for those who were unable to make it really missed a good time. The weather was just about as exciting as the game. It was overcast and it looked like a threat of rain. Then the sun broke through warming everyone up. When everyone was good and toasty, the clouds covered the sun and cool breeze made watching the game enjoyable.

CBS, NBC, ABC and the other news networks were on there way to the game but got sidetracked and ended up across the interstate for the graduation ceremonies.

The aero assault by both teams was almost like the snickers commercial. They all looked like they were running at the speed of Betty White. Then every now and then, one would break out with an amazing burst of speed, well for their ages. Noticed this happened mainly on out patterns. After a close watch it was determined the out patterns were the direct route to the coolers.

UNTQB11 was throwing beautiful tight spirals but they spiraled out of the hands of his receivers. Someone offered the receivers the illegal stick-em but they were afraid they would end up wide receiver jail.

Limping lefty Laxtono was drawing heavy breaths at halftime and limping to the stands. At the beginning of the third quarter, he sucked it up and stated he had to “put [his] knee back on,” a large black knee brace, and headed back to the field.

Roody Toody Fresh and Fruiting Rudy was all over the field, stripping out the offense’s streamer, to hiking the ball and catching the ball.  

After the green team was penalized twice after a couple of plays, the white team starting to laugh at them stating “it’s now time for fingering pointing.” 

The white team could not seem to get things going and players started to shout at each other “it’s time for a new offensive coordinator.” 

UNTiger did a great job wearing the stripped, uh black shirt. He had the white team mad at his refereeing skills while the green team thought he was doing a wonderful job.

Forever Eagle was having a ball picking on UNTiger’s refereeing job on every play he was calling for a flag. By the way, Forever Eagle was wearing white.

Kram1 looked good down on the field but Kram2 was much better to look at in the stands.

MDH0192 was showing his prowess with the football, no one could figure out what it was.

On the sideline was ForneyGreen mixing up some green cool aide and talking about how North Texas was going to win the Sun Belt and get an invite to the National Championship Game.

After the game everyone gathered under the big blue canopy sharing stories about the game, talking about the new stadium, the upcoming season etc. As we left, we could hear ForeverEagle still calling for a flag.

 

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